The demands you have put actually put Fortran at the top of the list, for problems like this:
a) number crunching
c) it was and still is the de facto language taught outside of cs studies (to engineers who aren't professional programmers).
d) has an incredible(!) industry backing, number-of-industry-grade-compilers-wise, with none of the vendors showing the least signs of abandoning that branch. One of Intel's representatives not far ago revealed that sales of their Fortran products are higher then any other in their development tools.
It is also a language which is incredibly easy to pick up. I don't agree that it takes time for bringing research assistants up to speed. My first textbook on it had no more, than, oh I don't know, 30 (?) pages of sparse printed text. It is a language in which after learning 10 keywords, one can write medium size programs. I would dare say that those 30 pages written in default Word text would make a more then comprehensive "Fortran manual" for most users.
If you're interested in CUDA, you might want to check Portland Group's compiler, which supports it. I'm not familiar with the finer details, but people generally talk of it with praise.
Apart from that, for paralleling programs you have available OpenMP, MPI and now the upcoming (and long awaited) co-arrays, which Intel's compiler has recently implemented. To not waste words, Fortran has a very fine gamma of "libraries" for parallelizing programs.
Industry standard numerical libraries are developed for it foremost, other languages following more or less in the function/routines portfolio.
All that being said, I would however (depends on when it was originally written) recommend if it is let's say, F77 code or older, rewriting it partially through time to newer dialects - F90 at least, if possible with F2003 features. A paper / thesis on that topic was recently published (medium size PDF file ahead). Not only can that, if done properly, ensure portability across multiple platforms, but will also make it more easy for future maintenance.
p.s. As far as "future maintenance" goes, just an anegdote which I sometimes like to mention. While writing my thesis, I reused some code from my mentor, written 35 years ago from the time of writing. It compiled with only one error; a statement missing at the end, due to copy paste mistake :)
@DaveMateer (reply to comment) - I'm going to make a comment in the following which may be a bit impolite, but please don't take it the wrong way, for it is in the fair intentions.
It seems to me you're tackling this "problem" in wrong way. What I mean in a
few short points (for it is very late in here, and my ability to make up
readable (let alone comprehensible) sentences leaves me after 10p.m.)
a) you mentioned you're trying to minimize extra coding time, yet you're
considering a rewrite from a language specialized for numerical computing to one from a
colorful choice of languages, if you'll pardon my expression
- some of which don't have support for multidimensional arrays, amongst other
- most of them are unsuitable for heavy numerical work (of parallel processing
capabilities of Haskell and Hadoop I admit, I know nothing about ... but have
never heard them even mentioned in those circles)
- it possibly has been tried, but I've never heard of a rewrite from Fortran,
a language for discretized problems, to a functional language
- there has been a discussion recently on comp.lang.fortran (try searching
through google groups) on the aspects of scientific computing "in the cloud"
(wouldn't like to de-motivate you, but to be fair, no one was really sure what
that term even represents, less alone had an example of a succesful application.
Most people agreed that potential exists but so far they're happy the way things
work for now.). A lot of problems are not suitable for that kind of parallelisation neither.
b) what would be the costs of such a rewrite? people/hours.
c) -correct versions of the libraries to compile...- is a problem in any
language, that cannot be avoided, however you look at it.
d) I've heard of Python (a nice language really) used in parallel applications
on a few occations, but its penetration of that market still doesn't seem to be
rising, and its ever changing nature makes it a very poor choice for a long term
project (think backward compatibility). Some people like it very much as a "glue" language.
Ugh, if I think of anything else, will add it tomorrow. Gotta get some sleep...