Garet Claborn

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while(running)
{
  switch(experience)
  {
    case Truth: this.woot(); goto home; //what?!
    case Amazing: this.pay("attention"); break;
    case GPU: chef.serve(feed, thought); break;
    case OpenHardware:this.FriendList.callHelp(thought,true); 
                      break; //coolstatus=true
    case Stupid: this.faceplant(328); break; //intensity=328
    default: this.listen(true); //no break..?
  }
}

//experience handled in another thread or something?

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Why do books say, “the compiler allocates space for variables in memory”?
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lightweight document indexing to handle less than 250k potential records
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Jumping from 16-bit console to protected-mode game programming.
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How to learn PHP effectively?
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How do you know you're writing good code?
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What stressors do programmers encounter on the job, and how do you deal with them?
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What design would you propose to log reporting data so that the capture of, say, an additional form field can implemented easier?
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Do you see an use for “Spreadsheet programming”?
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What are the major constituents of operating system programming
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Is Google's Friend Connect tool defunct?
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Why must we learn Procedural programming before we learn Object-oriented programming
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Whats the best way to determine when it is appropriate to use a database?
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What are some interesting masters degrees to take a programming career in an unusual and interesting direction?
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How can we integrate use of a foreign language into an internship?
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Do Fortran compilers really generate faster code than C compilers?
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Are there real world applications where the use of prefix versus postfix operators matters?
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What is a “cross-functional team” actually?
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Project Idea - Android
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What are your programming idiosyncrasies?
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What is the general definition of something that can be included or excluded?
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What is the term that means “keeping the arguments for different API calls as similar as possible”?
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What kind of screen has the best image quality for reading/programming?
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