while(running)
{
  switch(experience)
  {
    case Truth: this.woot(); goto home; //what?!
    case Amazing: this.pay("attention"); break;
    case GPU: chef.serve(feed, thought); break;
    case OpenHardware:this.FriendList.callHelp(thought,true); 
                      break; //coolstatus=true
    case Stupid: this.faceplant(328); break; //intensity=328
    default: this.listen(true); //no break..?
  }
}

//experience handled in another thread or something?