Formerly known as "Darth Satan", formerly known as "Jimmy Shelter".
"Darth Melkor" is funnier.
Then one appeared among us, in our own form visible, but greater and more beautiful; and he said that he had come out of pity.
I'm like the Clint Eastwood of backups. I drift into town, say "ahm-a gonna clean up yer backups", shoot the place up a bit, get rid of the bad guys, then drift back out again.
Been there, done that, still doing it.