Senior software engineer and business analyst having a rather rare opportunity to work a full-time job programming Clojure. Also in love with the Lucene API.

• Mr. Garrison: Who knows what a can food drive is?

• Cartman: Isn't that where they cut open a chick's stomach to get the baby out?

• Mr. Garrison: No, that's a caesarian section, Eric, but remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The profile picture depicts inmate #792 of the Yuma Territorial Prison, Marcus Pacho, incarcerated for seduction under promise of marriage. In that self-indulgent smirk you can recognize a douchebag who thinks he is better than you.