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comment What features would you like to have in PHP?
I'm using getting hit in the face as an example- a situation where superficial improvements aren't that important; when most people's problems are with the underlying thing. I'm not even knocking your attempt to get suggestions for those superficial improvements- I'm just pointing out why you're likely to get a few unhelpful answers, given the situation.
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comment What features would you like to have in PHP?
[...] You're saying "How can we improve the experience of getting hit in the face without actually not hitting you in the face?" I mean, yes, getting free coffee while we're being hit in the face might be nice, it doesn't really address a lot of the underlying problems with, well, being hit in the face. So, while I hope you get some useful answers here (as there already appear to be), don't be surprised by unproductive ones.
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comment What features would you like to have in PHP?
@Stan: Much as you'd like to avoid that kind of comment, you're going to get it anyway. The problems people have with PHP are largely in the categories of things you're ruling out in your post. [...]
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