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Avast, I be the pirate coder Yitzhak, but me friends call me Sam Scragglebeard. An I be the Captain on this here vessel.
I be code writin' fer one score of years! I has worked on some big buggers of projects and hung my hat on top of de stuff ye be toyin with every day. I earned me battle scars honestly, and I be happy ta show em off if ye be ameable.
Programmin be me profession of trade, but likes ta do stuff besides computers, methinks. Like sailin the high seas with me kitty cat, grubbin me filthy slop in the galley, exaultin de merits of me e-cigarette, or sectionally harassin wenches at office parties. Arrr. Now there be a good time.